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Food? Food!

Posted @ 8/31/2007 9:55:41 AM

All I Have to Offer is my W(h)ining

Posted @ 7/12/2007 10:16:19 AM

Remember the Romance of '86

Posted @ 11/1/2006 11:08:22 AM

The Wonders of Communication

Posted @ 10/25/2006 5:46:26 PM

Kim Jong Il: Raving Lunatic, Insane Dictator, and an Award Winning Dancer!

Posted @ 10/11/2006 1:23:55 PM

Big Brother is Watching You

Posted @ 10/4/2006 10:48:49 AM

News Freak

Posted @ 9/28/2006 4:52:54 PM

Links

Majority of Americans Unprepared for Apocalypse

Posted on 9/13/2006 at 3:29 PM

Be afraid, very afraid

Comments

Comment made about BlogPost: Contest #65: Mad (Scientist) Skillz on 8/30/2007 4:00:48 PM

I am very sad nobody has made an attempt to photoshop us their hybrid animal. Come on, who's gonna step up to the plate?

Comment made about BlogPost: Contest #65: Mad (Scientist) Skillz on 8/28/2007 4:06:21 PM

Raggityman, I just checked up on the picture posting and you'll have to give a link to your creation as we cannot post pictures here as of yet.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #63: Supreme Court for a Day: Choose our President! on 8/13/2007 5:25:15 PM

Truth, by a seasoned professional. Jack Bauer is no longer (truthfully never was) the elusive golden ticket to this Willy Wonka.

...did that sound kind of dirty?

Comment made about Article: My Top Five Rocky Movies on 8/6/2007 6:08:43 PM

Son: Rocky V? They made a Rocky V?....

Dad: No son, it doesn't exist. Never happened.

Comment made about Article: All I Have to Offer is my W(h)ining on 7/12/2007 12:27:32 PM

I've found that Art Rosenberger's posts become sagely with insobriety. Art, Viva la bourbon! (#2 in Veritas' heirarchy of ethanol's)

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #56 - What Do You Want on Your Tombstone? on 6/27/2007 4:02:27 PM

This contest is becoming a rousing game of 'Name that Obscure Reference'!

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #56 - What Do You Want on Your Tombstone? on 6/27/2007 1:56:20 PM

My duties do not often lead me to peruse stootsi posts, but just now I have been most wonderfully suprised. Quantum's use of 'Schrödinger's cat' might just win my vote all by itself. A tip of the hat to you. (Is it really a hat? I can't tell from here...)

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #53 - Would You Rather, Part 2 on 6/7/2007 2:42:30 PM

Would you rather...
Eat kelp that's been condemned by the Mexican Board of Health and Safety (MBHS for short)
or
Be paralyzed while having root canal surgery w/o novacaine

Comment made about Link: Wire-tap that a** on 5/24/2007 12:38:57 PM

I thought the real danger was brain cancer. Where am I supposed to wear these panties?

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #51 - Haiku and You - A Stootsi Experience on 5/21/2007 6:36:10 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Limericks next time topdollar.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #47 - Stootsi on the Silver Screen on 4/30/2007 3:16:48 PM

As long as I can be Gary Busey, I'll be fine

Comment made about Article: Stootsi's New Best Friends on 2/26/2007 12:47:19 PM

I told them how I apply my doctorate degree while performing janitorial duties.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #38 - The Battle Royale of the Bands on 2/19/2007 4:09:33 PM

Just for the sheer sake of argument, Berlioz composed for a 465 member orchestra. But, then again they were all Frenchmen, they'd get all pissy and give up.

Comment made about Article: Go Home Becks... But Your Wife Can Stay on 2/13/2007 12:35:26 PM

I thought it was for mail order brides.

Comment made about Article: Semi-thankful Ramblings on 1/25/2007 3:41:13 PM

"Sorry man, as Johnny Cougar would say, "This is our country", but the fact of the matter is that Asia makes better saki, sushi, Sonatas, and stereos. "

...and Susies

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #29 - If The World Ended Tomorrow, I Would.. on 12/19/2006 3:29:08 PM

I think it's funny that Contest Guy left me out of the stootsi family circle. I think I might just sabotage the little Christmas tree in his office by replacing the branches with stingray barbs Steve Irwin style. I'll take Two.Lincoln's "stupid thing" and record various Keanu Reeves movie excerpts to play randomly. That should end any nirvana attempt. Finally, Wynsight and RomeDawg will find their gifts at the Christmas exchange to be jars of old, rancid mayonnaise. Enjoy.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #25 - Most Hated Television Character on 12/14/2006 12:24:53 PM

For you xela kcebert haters out there...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ftv17rTRc

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #24 - Worst Way to Die on 12/12/2006 3:42:13 PM

Even though I can win nothing...I believe being asphyxiated accidentally because someone decided to play a prank and ties your hands together while putting duct tape over your mouth...when you have a SINUS INFECTION *duh duh duuuuuh

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #16 - Most Evil Cartoon Villian on 11/30/2006 12:37:15 PM

I keep finding myself saying Dora the Explora.....

Comment made about Link: Kid Rock always finishes first on 11/29/2006 7:01:44 PM

He could just buy two big silicone filled soccer balls, close his eyes, and feel like he was at home.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #16 - Most Evil Cartoon Villian on 11/29/2006 6:43:10 PM

The Shredder.....I have a bad history with sharp, pointy objects and he just looked like a walking ball of hurt

Comment made about Article: The Wonders of Communication on 10/25/2006 5:30:59 PM

Two seperate women corbo, don't get all hot over there. How do you figure I met the girl?

Comment made about Article: News Freak on 10/5/2006 9:17:21 AM

Ironically, "inci-dentally" reminds me of our Page 2 link on orthodontry.

Comment made about Article: Big Brother is Watching You on 10/5/2006 9:13:19 AM

Thanks to IT for posting my visit to Kenny G's website. Apparently I have no pride.