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Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #39 - WTF Did She Do!? Caption Contest on 2/26/2007 3:43:53 PM

SKINHEADS UNITE!

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #29 - If The World Ended Tomorrow, I Would.. on 12/21/2006 10:52:03 AM

Golfer555: That question is bullsh*t to begin with. If the world were ending in 24 hours, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean sh*t up if the world were ending.
Samir: You know what I would do if the world were ending? I would invest half of my money in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if the world were ending.
Golfer555: Two cheeks at the same time.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #28 - Your Animal Reincarnation on 12/18/2006 3:16:11 PM

Whatever I feel like, gosh!

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #26 - Worst Holiday Gift Ever on 12/15/2006 2:48:10 PM

Sea Kwins

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #26 - Worst Holiday Gift Ever on 12/15/2006 2:45:54 PM

Worst gift ever was given to a friend of mine, Bubba (not making this up - I swear - I do live in TX). It was a few golf balls hot glued together to form a dog with googly eyes and a pipe cleaner glued on for a tail. It looked like a grade school art project. It was from his grandmother. I was there when he opened the package and he held it up and we just started busting out laughing. To this day if something looks really strange we don't really know what to say about an unexplainable object, we just say, "golf ball dog!" Oh yea, and Bubba doesn't play golf.

Comment made about BlogPost: Traffic Lessons from Texas on 12/15/2006 2:37:25 PM

The puns were inadvertant. I have driven in Boston, it was pretty bad. I guess LA traffic is worse since there is a song about it...

"If I can just get off of that LA freeway without getting killed or caught..." good song.

Comment made about BlogPost: Communication Skills and Why You Don’t Need Them on 12/15/2006 2:31:43 PM

ooh, that's harsh.

iluvstootsi, I am real, I just checked. I live in Houston, I think Stootsi is east coast somewhere. I did, however, get $20 kupon for the effort so I guess that you are correct about my employment by Stootsi on a technicality.

Comment made about BlogPost: 145 MPH, 9 MPG on 12/15/2006 2:26:02 PM

No, no, thank YOU!! It was great fun. I got a $20 kupon but I would done it for $10!!!! hahaa

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #25 - Most Hated Television Character on 12/14/2006 10:11:54 AM

I hate Trebeck too. He says, "Oooh, I am sorry that's incorrect. The correct answer, phrased in the form of a question, is, What is psychopathic personality disorder."

Shut UP!

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #23 - Favorite English Word on 12/11/2006 3:53:08 PM

LADLE

best word by far - say it over and over quickly - see? FUN - your welcome.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #17 - If we gave you $200... on 12/1/2006 2:04:54 PM

It might be dangerous for me to get $200 free money to blow on whatever I choose. I suppose I would wake up tomorrow in the lawn, wearing only my underwear, with a reeling hangover and have to call my friends and find out what I did with it. I will get back to you. It might be really good.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #11 - "My dream job" on 11/21/2006 4:33:44 PM

I would like to be a fluffer.

Look it up.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #10 - "Things I hate and why I hate them" on 11/21/2006 12:10:10 PM

LOL

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #10 - "Things I hate and why I hate them" on 11/21/2006 12:09:59 PM

ANYONE HEAR ANYTHING YET?????

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #10 - "Things I hate and why I hate them" on 11/21/2006 12:09:25 PM

I hate waiting. Why? Because I am impatient. I have the right to be impatient if I want to.

Am I the winner? Who is the winner? HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE!!!

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #8 - "Mulletmania" on 11/17/2006 12:11:34 PM

Thought balloon: Man I wish I hadn't blown my money at the arcade, they still got sum of them Dale Earnhardt, Jr. commemorative plates available. Man, that could be worth some money one day.

Comment made about BlogPost: Stootsi Contest #7 - "Favorite Movie Quotes" on 11/16/2006 2:56:59 PM

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Office Space
(Greatest movie of all time about my life)