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Contest #139 - Don't Be Fooled By Those Pearly Whites
Posted @ 6/10/2009 1:26 PM by Contest Guy

Contest #139 - Don't Be Fooled By Those Pearly Whites

In celebration of the upcoming U.S. Open next weekend, we thought it would be nice to reminisce on last year's thriller between one Tiger Woods and the slightly unknown, cinderella story, out of nowhere, at Augusta (U.S. Open - Torrey Pines), to lead the pack, out of nowhere, unknown, former greenskeeper (semi-good golfer), Rocco Mediate . In the end, Tiger won. Yes, slightly annoying. But that Monday playoff was fantastic. I think this picture of Rocco being suckered into laughter annoys me more than anything. It's like Tiger is saying "haha, ya it was such a fun time golfing today, all this anticipation, drama, excitement. But I win, hahaha, isn't that funny? Haha, I win again. So freaking funny, isn't it Rocco?". Whatever.

We can only speculate as to what these two lovebirds were really discussing. Mickelson? Possibly. Johnny Miller's 63? Probably not. Tiger's wife? Absolutely. You decide.

Caption this photo, please.

And yes, coupons are back. Barely.

Stootsi Contest #139 - Rules and Instructions:

  1. Sign up for a free Stootsi account if you have not already done so.
  2. You will need to post your entry in the comments section of the Contest Blog (what you are reading right now). You will need to be logged in to do this.
  3. Multiple entries are allowed in this contest.
  4. Contest ends at 3 PM EST, Monday, June 22nd, 2009. Our staff will vote on the winners and we'll post it in the contest blog.
  5. Prizes are as follows:
    • 1st Place: $50 Stootsi Coupon
    • 2nd Place: $25 Stootsi Coupon
    • 3rd Place: $10 Stootsi Coupon

 
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"we be milkin them crackers REAL good"
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Awww shux I can't believe I missed that put. Oh well...LOL!
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"I just dropped a deuce in Vijay Singh's bag. Hit my rock, Tiger!"
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Hey look at me, I'm O.J., I'll come at you like this!
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Tiger has the half-laugh look on his face because he's already heard this "fried chicken" joke before.
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"Yeah!.....Wooooh, get drunk and pee in Nicklaus' golf bag! Wooooooooo!"
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Rocko is elated after getting Tiger to fall for the "pull my finger joke" for the third time in a row..............
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As he raises his fist to show what he really thinks of Tiger Woods, he suddenly remembers all the hate crime legislation. He laughs in frustration instead. Tiger, misinterpreting the gesture, joins in.
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Yeah right......world's smallest violin! I get it Tiger. Ha ha ha. A-hole!
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Rocco: "Is this how you raise the roof?" Tiger: "How would I know?"
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Tiger and Rocco find some common ground as they celebrate jkan0525's first place entry in the caption contest bearing their likenesses
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Hahahahahahhahah...........oh wait
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I am NOT gonna knuckle bump this guy!
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tiger and rocco have a good laugh after tiger realizes that rocco isn't a caddy
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Screw those guys. how bout them Champion Penguins!!!!!!!!!
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"Haha, didn't Pittsburgh, where stootsi is based, just win a national title in something?"


"Haha, oh yeah, but is was in a boring sport, one not even worthy of a caption contest."
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Rocco "Hey Tiga, I give a nuggie to myself lika dis"
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"Hey Rocco, you think we could hang out sometime? Ah, Just kidding!"
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"Hole in one my wife? Ha, real funny Rocco."
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Yeah I hate that Bob Barker too!
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RED TEAM GO!
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Rocco: "....and then after you see the shower curtain being pulled off there's blood going down the drain. Ha ha ha ha ha!" Tiger: "First off....please stop the stabby motion. Secondly, I don't think that's a comedy"
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Tiger: "Rocco, if there's one thing I hate, it's golfers that cramp my style by coppin' my wardrobe". Rocco: "Tiger, look again sucka - I one up pimped your ass by accessorizing with this superfly sweata vest. Boo-yah! Nuckles baby, right here!"
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Rocco: "'Sup Tigger - rock, paper, scissors, go". Tiger: "What did you just call me?". Rocco: "Tigger". Tiger: "Boy, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself and get back to keepin' them greens, it's Tiger not Tigger". Rocco: "rock beats scissors, I win".
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I've got your nose Tiger, yes I do, do you want it back, do you, do you, hahaha
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Hey Tiger, you change your Twitter id to "Samir" and I'll change mine to "Ali". Those bastards will never take away our free speech!
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Oh yes Tiger, it's noogie time again!
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Haha ... Phil with yet another 2nd place finish
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Rocco: Ha ha! You didn't win this year Tiger! Tiger: Well you didn't win any year
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Tiger I got a 50 carat diamond in my hand, it's yours if start limping right now! Tiger: hahaha NO I don't think so.. hahahaha
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Hey Tiger you dont have have any flair, I'll let you have the lucky one off the back of my cap just for being a super great guy.
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Yeah, right! Your happy I just hole'd that sand shot...
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Yeah, right! Your happy I just holed that sand shot...
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I got your nose, I got your nose.
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Hey, get that guy's hand out of the shot. This one is supposed to go on the cover of SI. Oh well, we can always Photoshop it out.
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Tiger, you may have won the open but I have more flair on my hat.
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Man did you see that squirel move after I beaned him with last tee shot !
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Rocco: Pound it thats my Ninja!!!
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Rocco: What it do son?
Tiger: I don't speak ebonics!
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"So I snuck open the lid on that gold casket and yanked out his nose. The thing came off pretty easy, I gotta say. Wanna see it?"
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ROCCO: Yeah! Tiger man, Yo I hit him just like dat on the head wit my nine. (Laughing) TIGER: "..Go cut the grass greenskeeper!" Bro, that Vijay thinks he's Sanjaya from American Idol or something!
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"Hey Tiger! Got your ball right here!"
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Tiger: I so love your hat! Rocko: Got it at the mall dawg, fist me!
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Rocco: "After reaching Pro level in Wii Sports golf, I just knew I could compete here in the US Open. Congrats on beating me, though." Tiger: "Thank you. If it's any consolation, you would have beaten me at Wii golf."
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Tiger: Hahahaha man you ridiculous with all of that flair. Rocco: Hahahaha man you look like a 13 year old who just got his braces off.
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"Dude, what's mine say? ... Sweet, what's mine say? ....Dude, what's mine say? .... Sweet ...let's just laugh like that movie! People still think we're straight ...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Wow. Over two months. This has GOT to be a record.
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Yeah but make sure not to complain publicly about the rules or you may get fined. Right Tiger?[REPLYTO=26274]
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Ding,Dong the contest guy is dead!
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Stootsi claims coupons are back! Haha! That is one of the funniest things I ever heard!
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Any chance of a Stootsiball league this year? That's what I thought too! (But seriously gang, any Stootsiball? I don't care if you offer prizes. I'm just looking forward to some friendly stootsi competition.)
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Keep laughing jackass, I could buy your whole family.
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Ha, I thought you were Obama. hahahahaha.
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My name is Rocco, yay!
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No problem, I miss the putt get 5 million bucks and you get another stinking major.
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Fantasy Stootsiball!!!!!!!!
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I'm setting up a fantasy league for fun. If you want an invite & didn't get one send a note to me at ffinvite at flamtap dot org
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"One of these days Tiger! Right to the moon!"
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"...and when I'm driving NASCAR I go by the name Jeff Gordon. What's your alias?"

"Dale Earnhardt, Jr."

"Haha! I was gonna guess that!"
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Rocco: "....and then I said 'Little bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna....'"
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Rocco: “Tiger want to know why my teeth are so crusty and yellow, ask your moms! Ha ha ha ha.”
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"Hey tiger, look at this giant hand hat pin I just got!"
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The Milli Vanilli comeback tour. Minus the Vanilli...and the Milli
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Tiger and Rocco laugh about Stootsi's diabolical scheme to prevent jkan0525 from completing his master plan of winning the caption contest and buying some broken roombas to fix and give as Christmas presents with the prize money. "A couple more months and it will be too late" they quip. "Mwah ha ha haaa!"
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Hey Rocco at least you can always go back to working at "Chotchkie's".
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Shortly after "STOOTSI" posted this photo Contest Guy was bludgeoned to death with a nine iron. Therefore creating the contest that would never end.

Some people started playing it not so long ago.
And now they keep on playing it just because,
This is the contest that never ends, it goes on and on my friends.

Some people started playing it not so long ago.
And now they keep on playing it just because,
This is the contest that never ends, it goes on and on my friends.

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Yah! I caught the golf ball in my hand!
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I coulda had a V8!
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Rocco and Tiger laugh uproariously at a joke told by Mr. Hand.
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stootsi, once mighty,
falling into disrepair,
makes topdollar weep
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(#)This is the emoticon for a tumbleweed to gently traverse the deserted streets of this wild west caption mining town. If you need me, I will be in the saloon with my six gun keyboard by my side drawing myself a beer. The barkeep left for Californee long ago.
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I wonder if the same people even own this site anymore. Feels like they sold it off a while back. Or the same owners fired the original staff. Built a cookie cutter site to skim off of other people's sales. Have to say I am not a big fan. But I am sure they are making more money now. Really disappointing. So where do we go after our little fantasy stootsiless-ball is over? Fantasy stootsiless-Golf? I got Tiger Woods!
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It is kinda spooky around here. Caption contests from June that have not been closed. The same items popping up over and over again (oh wait, that is not different), lack of any Corbo/Two.Lincoln sightings. I miss the good old days of sTooTsi welfare and lunch discussions.
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Oh yeah, I was going to throw out the classic photo caption of "Luckily I had just enough throwing stars to kill the Rosie O'Donnell doppleganger." but I don't think anyone is still around that would understand it.
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I know I don't say it enough, but I fuckin love you guys.
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Gosh, Tiger, I just like hanging wit you.
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