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Stootsi Contest #87 - iSmug

1/29/2008 9:33:56 AM

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Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before.

1/29/2008 9:30:08 AM

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"Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams, and almost everything you'll see is eatable...edible."

1/29/2008 9:28:50 AM

Rating: 1.00/10

This is what you get when you outsource the iPhone design overseas.

1/29/2008 9:27:49 AM

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Displaying one of the iPhone prototypes, Steve Jobs demonstrated why they didn't go with a clam-shell type as he later attempted to stuff it in his pocket. (is that a Mac in your pants or are you just happy... nevermind)

1/29/2008 9:24:22 AM

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Later, Steve realized that his outfit wasn't complete without the pink feather iBoa.