Stootsi.com
 
Stootsi?
What is Stootsi?
Stootsi.com is a not-so-new, vibrant website located deep within the secret bunkers of the "Internet" (if you really want to know where we are, we are nested in the beautiful rolling hills of western Pennsylvania). Stootsi sells many amazing products every day, at alternating times, until the time on that deal has run out. Of course, the price will be amazing. So amazing that Stootsi might not make money, but that's not your concern.

Stootsi Contests?
Stootsi believes in a little work being commended with unproportionally huge rewards.  At random times throughout the work week (that would be Monday through Friday), Stootsi.com will be running various types of Contests that will have a multitude of different prizes. All Contents strive for ease-of-use, as to not alienate any of our loyal customers.  As long as you have a couple spare minutes in the day, and an original/humorous thought in your head, you'll be able to try your luck at winning a prize! As it stands right now, our prize closet is overflowing with Stootsi Contest Coupons, various products that we have sold/will sell on Stootsi.com, and yes, there may even be some cold hard cash in there.

You can only take First Place in a Stootsi Contest once per week (Monday through Friday). That does not stop you, however, from taking any other offered places in any of the other Contests that we may run throughout that time period.


How do I enter Stootsi Contests?
That's a pretty simple question to answer. You'll need to go to Stootsi's Page 2 and see what the current Contest is listed in the Stootsi Contest blog.  Read over the description of the Contest, and post your entry! More times than not, the rules of the Contest will be posted at the bottom of the Contest description, and that day's Contest prizes will be noted there as well. Please keep all content clean in your entries, as we will be monitoring them.  Anything deemed inappropriate will be censored, and we reserve the right to kidnap, and hold for ransom, any small pets (especially exotic fish) and/or office supplies that repeat offenders may have.

All entries will be judged by some of the Internet's hardest working, most handsome, incredibly intelligent, modestly humble people. You guessed it; Stootsi.com's staff will review and analyze all entries, and will decide on who will be the lucky recipients of that day's Contest prizes. Winners shall be announced on Page 2's Contest Winners blog.


Contest Rules?
Just like every other contest in the history of mankind, Stootsi contests have some rules, which of course are eligible to change at any point in time. For now, they are:
  • Contest coupons cannot be combined with other coupons offered by Stootsi.com. This means that only one Contest coupon can be used per purchase.
  • Contest coupons are only valid for orders that are greater than the sale price of a product offered on Stootsi.com. This means that if you win a $10.00 coupon, you can only use this coupon for a product that is selling for more than $10.00 on Stootsi.com.
  • Contest coupons are non refundable, and may be used only one time. Once an order is placed, and a coupon is used, that coupon is forever void and cannot be refunded under any circumstances.
  • Contest coupons are valid for 30 days from the date of issuance. No exceptions can be made.
  • Contest rules and coupon usage rules are subject to change. Please refer to this section for future updates.


Forum?
Ya that's right. Everyone's doing it. Our forum is way better though. Why? Because we discuss everything. Products, People, Places, Things. Our staff has a wide range of knowledge consisting of political saviness to steroids in baseball. Please remember that Stootsi.com is not responsible for the content of any submitted post in our forum. Posts are the sole property of the respective poster. Stootsi asks that you keep all of your posts clean and neat. We will not tolerate posts containing profanity, fake reviews, nudity, spam, referrals, or personal information. We will however tolerate posts containing extreme sarcasm, general sports talk, video game winning techniques and/or critical soundbytes pertaining to North Korea and nuclear weapons.

Timer?
The timer in the upper left hand corner is just a simple countdown clock until the next Stootsi is launched. Pretty basic. So basic that we feel guilty for having one (Our cheeseball web designer told us that "every great website has to have a cool graphic").

Advanced Stootsi
How do I buy your stuff? You just have to create an account, and then click "Purchase".

Who can buy your stuff?
Stootsi.com does not discriminate, as long as you live in the United States or Canada. For those of you in Rio Linda, this means that we only ship to the United States and Canada.

What are my shipping options?
Shipping options abound. If you are the United States, we offer UPS shipping rates via ground or air, and are working on delivery via horseback. Just choose your shipping option when you checkout. If you live in Canada, we only ship via Standard Ground UPS. Please remember that we are not responsible for duties/taxes or UPS broker fees, but the ridiculous deals we give out will probably outweigh all of that. If not, you can't blame us for not shipping to Canada!

How much is shipping?
Shipping prices are dynamically calculated based on the shipping destination and weight of the product.

Shipping Restrictions?
Kinda. Aside from the "you must live in the United States or Canada", we also do not ship to FPO/APO or PO Box.

How many can I buy?
The max number of orders for a given item will change daily. Please refer to the details of the checkout pages for maximum number of each item you can buy in a day.

Returns Policy?
Based on the condition of the item (new, refurbished, overstock/liquidation, returns), there may or may not be a manufacturer's warranty. Any problems with a product that is under manufacturer warranty will be handled directly with the manufacturer. Stootsi will however assist you in receiving warranty support with the manufacturer if neccessary. Due to the ridiculously low prices that we offer, no returns are accepted for buyer's remorse. Ideally, you will just sell your item that you don't like on ebay, and maybe even make some money in the process. If no warranty on a product is given, and it arrives defective or Dead On Arrival (DOA) you must notify us within 3 days via email at rma@stootsi.com. After 3 days all sales are final. Return shipping will be at your own expense. Stootsi does not offer replacements in any situation and you will receive a refund of your sale price only.
***Amendment***
As you may already know, several of our featured items carry the item condition tag known as "open box". These items are typically open box items from retail stores, customer returns, etc. The product condition on open box items varies from used to like-new, and contents always vary. While we recognize that open box items are not for everyone, we also recognize that these products often represent the greatest potential savings. We also recognize that open box products tend to have the highest number of problems (non-functional issues). In order to alleviate fears from potential customers, and to also encourage more people to grab these fantastic deals, we are ammending our current return policy on open box products. We think you'll like the changes.

1. All open box products will carry a minimum 14 day Stootsi warranty/guarantee. Some items may be 30 days. You can always see this clearly on the homepage. If an open-box product has a 14 day Stootsi warranty, this means that from the time you receive your product you have 14 days to notify us of your desire to return your item for a FULL refund.

2. You can return your open box item for ANY reason within 14 days for a full refund (as long as you didn't break it yourself...yes, we believe in the honor system people).

3. We'll even pay for return shipping. This way, it's a no lose situation for you! Simply email us a request for RMA and we'll email you a pre-paid shipping label.

4. You'll still have to take your package to a UPS store or hand it to a driver. Sorry, we can't do everything for you!

5. When your item is returned, we'll issue you a full refund within 5 business days.

Please note the above only applies to "open box" items. We want to keep bringing you the best deals, and we don't want "open box" to scare anyone away. Hopefully you like the changes.


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