Up for sale today is one Brand New Schwetty Ball Sack (two schwetty balls in each sack). Now before we dive right into the details of Schwetty Balls, let me first explain that I usually prefer Titleist PRO VI's or Nike Platinums over Schwetty Balls. That being said, Schwetty Balls was eagerly welcomed at the PGA Fall Expo back in 2007, receiving ""Best New Product" for the balls' elegant dimple pattern, resulting in maximum distance and control.

Initially, I was skeptical of Schwetty Balls, so I called a few local pro shops inquiring about Schwetty Balls, and also spoke to a good friend of mine who is a golf pro. Most scoffed at the thought of Schwetty Balls providing longer, controlled distance shots, or "touch" around the green. I then proceeded to ask my golf pro buddy if he would consider playing in a Tri-State tournament with Schwetty Balls, to which he declined. Apparently he has a sponsorship with Taylor Made preventing him from playing with Schwetty Balls, or any other ball for that matter, other than Taylor Made. I hope he's getting paid a ton of money to play with their balls - if I was a pro I'd want to play with as many different balls as I could, so I could determine for myself which balls provided the best overall experience while I'm on the course.

Since I struck out with trying to get local pros to play with Schwetty Balls, I consulted with a few of my golf hacking buddies. Their reviews on Schwetty Balls was a mixed bag. Some said that Schwetty Balls gave them more confidence off the tee box. Others claimed significant improvements around the green, lowering their overall scores 3-4 strokes per round. Overall, most of my friends who had used Schwetty Balls seemed to enjoy the overall experience of playing golf with Schwetty Balls.

We know our customers are a sharp bunch. Reviews are one thing, long-drive tests are another. Being one of the only real avid golfers here at the Stootsi HQ, I decided to put Schwetty Balls to the test. And by test, I mean tee up directly at the warehouse roughly 300 yards across the street. Keep in mind, I have never actually played, chipped, or putted with Schwetty Balls. The warehouse guys claimed heresy when I informed them I have never played golf with Schwetty Balls (Titleist snob).

The experiment begins. We placed 10 salvage roombas from the warehouse along the pavement for a makeshift tee box, and wedged a dirty aquafina bottle in between the roombas for the tee. I placed one Schwetty Ball on top and took a few practice swings. I must say, even the touch and feel of Schwetty Balls was very nice. Smooth and dimpled. Even the weight seemed spot on. They weren't like those cheapo knock-offs you find in those big outlet stores in Myrtle Beach. The anticipation was tremendous. Mind racing, I blast my tee shot across the lawn with success. Long and straight, as usual. My first swing with Schwetty Balls was under my belt. My next 5 shots with Schwetty Balls were also bombs. The neighboring warehouse was pelted 4 out of 5 attempts with Schwetty Balls. Cinderella Story, the Stootsi Unknown, at Augusta, blasting drives with Schwetty Balls. The warehouse went nuts.

I wholeheartedly approve of playing golf with Schwetty Balls. If you, or someone you know, has never tried golfing with Schwetty Balls, buy these today. You can order as many as you'd like and only pay one shipping charge - two bucks. Stuffing stockings with Schwetty Balls will be a huge hit with your friends and relatives. Plus, they will know that you are seriously concerned with their golf game. The Schwetty Balls come pre-packaged in one nice Schwetty Ball Sack - very handy.

Once the weather turns green again, you'll be stroking these Schwetty Balls like you've never stroked before. Seriously.

Customer Testimonials

"Don't let the name fool you—Schwetty Balls go the distance and outlast any other balls I have played with. Thank you Scwetty Balls!" —Gunther L., Bridgman, Michigan

"With the right kind of shaft these balls can really take you far." - Coach O., New Brighton, Pennsylvania

"At first, I was skeptical of Schwetty Balls. Alas, I was proven wrong. Can you say Club Champion?" - Brad U., Sewickley, Pennsylvania

"I've lost so many balls going for the green in two on par 5's. Playing with Schwetty Balls gave me that extra oomph needed to fly ponds and lakes" - Duck G., Butler, Pennsylvania

"Extremely easy to cup - your putting average will drop immediately." - Al C., Ellwood City, Pennsylvania

"Cleaning Schwetty Balls was a cinch." - Greenskeeper., Cranberry Twp, Pennsylvania

"After years of playing with Top Flites I was no longer embarassed to let my friends know the balls I was playing with." - Jon D., Aliquippa, Pennsylvania

"I was so excited after my first two shots with Schwetty Balls that by the time my partner came on the green, I had already pocketed my balls and moved on to the next hole." - Hugh H., Los Angeles, California

"I used to have trouble staying straight, but with Schwetty Balls, I have no problem staying in the short grass." - Ellis C., Beaver, Pennsylvania

"Great balls, period. Schwetty Balls are the new rage on the course and in the clubhouse. Only downside is your wife might not be a huge fan - I bought 5 thousand - drain on the pocketbooks!1!1!" - 20 MPH., Granite, Pennsylvania

"They're so smooth, you'll probably want to wash your balls after every dirty hole they were in, and that can get kinda annoying" - Sea S. Scooter., Upstream, Pennsylvania